What does it feel to be a tall guy?

Life as a tall man gives me many good and bad experiences, perceptions and impressions from other people. Of course everything in this world has its own pros and cons. So does being a tall man. If I remembered back, I realized that I have been a tall boy when I was 12 years old. An ustazah of mine stood beside me in school and told me “haziq, tingginya awak”. I smiled. It was not that I really happy when she told me that, it was just I did not know what to respond. Hehe.

Actually, I am not that tall compared to my older brother and yes I am not really tall when compared to foreigners from Europe and Arab. There are some problems, memories or maybe experiences I have faced throughout my life as a so called tall man that I want to share.

1. When you are tall, you will have difficulties when performing your prayer in jamaah. The problem occurs when the space between the saff are not big enough. You will especially feel uncomfortable during sujood.

2. This happened to me during my school days. My friends, or sometimes my teachers asked me for help to do something at a higher place. I was the one who will take a clock to be repaired and put it back to the wall, I was the one who will clean up dirty ceiling fans, I was the one who will attach the curtains and clean up the upper part of whiteboard. Many other tasks I have done in school because of my height. 

3. I remember when I was younger; a lot of adults who saw me will tell me to become a police or a soldier. And sorry to say, not only my body is skinny, but I am also not interested in becoming neither a police nor a soldier.

4. Throughout my life so far, I have received a lot of opinions and suggestions from my friends, acquaintances, and even strangers for me to involve in sports like basketball, volleyball and also football. I love sports but amongst the suggestions, football is the only one I love to play.

5. It is not easy to accept nicknames that I think are not necessary to use towards myself. I used to be called “hantu galah”, “panjang”, flag pole and giraffe by my friends. As the time passes, I do not mind what nicknames they give to me as long as the names do not mean anything bad. But I cannot accept nicknames given by strangers. Hehe.

6. We all always had to queue during our school times. As usual, the talls will have to stand at the back of the line. I rarely got to queue in front of the line.

7. Given a long body, of course I got long hands. Because of that, I used to be called monopod. Whenever they want to take selfies, the one who will hold the camera or phone is me.

8. A lot of people think that person with long legs will run faster than short people. They are wrong. The proof is me. Yes I have long legs, but I run a bit slow. But not all tall people will run slowly. For instance, Usain Bolt, the fastest man in the world.

9. Tall man is rarely born in Asia. So, there are many people are shorter than me. My friends, many of them are shorter than me. They sometimes tell me that they are embarrassed every time we walk together, particularly in a shopping complex and every time they say like that, I will tell them to stay away from me. Just kidding.

10. Car seat is another problem for people with long legs. They will always need to sit in front because the front seat is adjustable. If they are to sit at the back, they will have a hard time. Only tall people will understand this.

11. Sometimes being a tall guy is not fun because when a shorter people want to talk to us, he/she will ask us to sit down. Who they think they are?! Hah?!! Hahaha

I think those are all that I can share for the time being. If you ask me if I am happy to be a tall guy, yes I will say I am. Why? Because people will always “memandang tinggi” towards us. Besides that, a friend of mine once said, girls like tall guys. I wonder if I have secret admirers or not. Hehe. Maybe some of you are wondering how tall I am. The last time I measured my height, it was 1.86m.

Pardon my grammar errors (if any).

When I don't understand.

Diam. Senyap.

Diamku tidak bererti aku setuju.

Juga tidak membawa maksud aku tidak bersetuju.

Mereka terus berbincang dengan gigih, menyuarakan pendapat yang tidak diketahui betul salahnya.

Diamku kerana memerhati.

Ya. Itu sifatku. Senyap dan perhati.

Perbincangan mereka membuatku seperti cacing kepanasan.

Aku terus senyap dan perhati.

Soalan matematik yang menjadi polemik pelajar sudah hampir selesai dibahaskan mereka.

Mungkin. Mereka menganggapku seperti tiada di situ kerana aku terlalu diam.

Tidak berapa lama kemudian, mereka menyedari kehadiranku. Soalan itu diajarkan mereka kepadaku.

Aku terus diam, dan diam.

Riak wajahku tetap tenang tanpa sebarang reaksi mencurigakan.

Usai perbincangan yang mengambil masa kurang lebih 20 minit, aku mulai memuntahkan isi hati yang telah lama kupendam.

"Boleh ajar balik dari awal tak? Tak paham"

Rileks brader, brader rileks....

Lek ah...!

"Hurh . . Geram betullah . Aku pagi petang siang malam study , sambil main game serta berjoging-joging kecil di taman pun study . Apatah lagi mase study .Eheh . Tapi masih tak berjaya lagi . Kerek betullah cikgu ni ...!"

"Eh ? Sikit lagi nak dapat A . Geram betullah . Sia-sia la aku belajar siang malam , tuisyen beriban-riban dah habis . ni . Hish , Frust seyh ."

"Apahal pulak cikgu tak lantik aku ni ? Aku lebih berkempimpinan la . Pengaruh pun kuat . Selalu tolong cikgu , kemas kelas , mesra alam , dan sebagainya . Huh ! Kenapa la sekolah ni kuat pilih bulu ek ?"

Kemudian kedengaran tepukan gemuruh yang sungguh memberangsangkan beserta jerit pekik dan siul miul daripada para peminat . Tapi siapa ? Tetiba je .Ya ..Tentulah daripada Enchek Saiton seisi keluarga beserta Uncle Iblis yang selayaknya dipanggil moyang . Tapi tak femes katanya . Hoho . Sememangnya keluarga mereka amat menyukai mendengar ucapan-ucapan berbaur semangat yang lemah daripada 'sahabat-sahabat' mereka sehati sedansa mereka . Besfren For eva eva ..!

Sebenarnya sudah terang lagi glow-in-the-light yang kata-kata lemah semangat ini datangnya daripada Enchek Saiton . Mereka ini akan cuba sehabis upaya untuk merendah-rendahkan takdir Allah sehingga menushia-manushia yang lemah semangat untuk mempertahankan imannya akan terjaduh disadung bisikan-bisikan keji daripada mereka . Malah tidak kurang juga yang merasakan mereka lebih baik daripada orang lain. Ya...seolah-olah merekalah satu-satunya juara lumba lari berganti-ganti , merekalah sahaja johan empat kali berturut-turut lari dalam guni beberapa belas tahun lalu , dan yang paling teruk mereka merasakan merekalah satu-satunya makhluk yang pernah lulus Peperiksaan Kemasukan Tadika Sri Riang ...! Huh , What are they actually huh ?

Golongan di atas amat gemar memberi 'motivasi' kepada sahabat-sahabat mereka yang lain yang sememangnya sudah luntur semangatnya diklorox nafsu dan syaiton agar mereka sentiasa dirundung kekachiwaan dan semakin mudah berputus asa . Antara ucapan-ucapan femes yang sering ke udara ialah :

"Eh ? Kau dapat 39 je untuk Sejarah ? Sikit lagi kan ? Ahaks . Heh ..! Kau buat apa selama ni masa cikgu berpeluh-peluh mengajar kat depan ? Blogging ? Hurh ...Tak boleh diharap betul ..!"

"Wey ... Tengoklah lencana aku ni . Cuba bace kuat-kuat . P.E.N.G.A.W.A.S . Haha . Aku ada , kau ada ..? Tengok lencana kau . Eh apa ni ? P.E.L.A.J.A.R, pengetua . Ups ! Salah sebut . Pelajar ...!"

"Kesian kat awak kan dapat markah rendah walaupun selalu study pagi petang . Saya bukan apa cume hairan je . Saya study sekejap je , celup-celup dengan tidur lagi . Last minute pulak tu , tapi result Okay je . Ehem . Stret A . Ahaks . "

Wah wah wah ! Sungguh menyentuh perasaan bukan ucapan alu-aluan daripada pengetua sekolah mereka ini . ? Gaya Eaugrh(Glosari:No 1). Ya , sungguh menarik sehingga tertarik-tarik anak tekak saya dan anda untuk memuntahkan cecair-cecair berprotein tinggi dari usus kecil . Sunnguh . Sangat memualkan apabila kita memperoleh ucapan daripada golongan ini . Sudahlah Encek Saiton dan Mrs Nafsu kerap mengganggu , ditambah pula beraneka perisa daripada sahabat-sahabat terchenta . So , achaner ni ? Achaner nak mengatasi gejala yang tidak sihat lagi  penuh krim dan kolesterol ini ?

Jeng jeng jeng..

Err  ...

Nak mula macamana ni ? Dengan gaya manja atau gedik ala-ala kucing Parsi kacukan Bangladesh ? Bahasa Arab ataupun Itali ? Ah , cincailah....!

Pertama-tamanya , belajarlah untuk bersabar . Ya sabar . Sabar dalam menghadapi tohmahan dan sebatan-sebatan telinga daripada mereka yang diiringi paluan kompang semburan air liur . Kerana segala perkataan mereka itu jika tidak kita tak ambil peduli , maka peluang untuk kata-kata mereka meresap ke dalam diri untuk memusnahkan saki-baki semangat yang tinggal pada diri kita semakin tipis . Oleh kerana serangan kata-kata ini tidak berkesan ataupun berjaya kita tangkis dari segi psikologi dengan minda yang terbuka luas , maka kata-kata makian dan rendah-rendahan daripada mereka tidak lebih daripada  sekadar omongan-omongan kosong selain pembaziran tenaga dan masa . Dan tidak perlulah kita merasa semak dengan kehadiran mereka , Hanya berlagak seperti tiada apa-apa . Just be cool and osem .

Tapi bila masa kita perlu bersabar ..? Adakah setiap saat kita perlu meluangkan masa berharga kita semata-mata untuk mendengar diri kita dikutuk ? Adakah setiap masa kita perlu SABAR , SABAR , dan SABAR ? Hey ... Nanti orang pijak kepalalah !

Ya , inilah sebenarnya tajuk yang akan dikupas oleh saya . Agak meleret sebenarnya intro di atas . Hoho . Pertama daripada semua atau cakap omputihnya first of all , kita mesti kenal apa itu sabar .Kebanyakan daripada kita memahami sabar ialah tersenyum tupperware(lebih sikit daripada plastik) sambil mengurut-urut dada kemudian melakukan pernafasan kecil seperti latihan renang . Kemudian bisikkan pada hati kecil dengan berkata "sabar..." . Betulkah begitu ? Err . Mungkin elok jika kita lihat apa kata ahli sufi yang sememangnya mempunyai tahap kesabaran yang begitu dasyat ! Err . Tinggi . Ya . begitu tinggi .

"sabar ialah menjauhi perkara maksiat , tetap tenang dalam menghadapi musibah dan menzahirkan kekayaan pada saat kefakiran dalam medan kehidupan"-Zunnun al-Misri

So , sabar ini ialah menjauhi perkara maksiat . maksudnya menjauhi perkara yang dilarang oleh Allah . Jadi segala bentuk cacian dan makian yang dilemparkan dengan tulus ikhlas ke pihak lawan sebelum diakhiri dengan ucapan "....takpa . Saya sabar . Saya sabar . Awak tunggu jelah nanti ...!" bukanlah sabar . Sabar juga mempunyai beberapa kategori . Antaranya :

1.Sabar Dalam Melaksanakan Ketaatan Kepada Allah

-Sebagai contoh , solat . Kita memerlukan kesabaran yang melebihi ketinggian Tall Man , lelaki misteri yang hidup pada abad ke -19.Eheh . Kearna dalam solat disiplin amatlah wajib . Aktiviti-aktivit ziarah anggota badan beramai-ramai amat tidak digalakkan kerana dikhuatiri membatalkan solat .Sebenarnya terdapat beberapa tips untuk mendapat solat yang osem seperti yang dinyatakan dalam post sebelum ini .Seseorang yang bergelar hamba juga perlulah beristiqamah dalam mentaati-Nya , Menyerahkan segala jiwa dan bakul raga kepada yang Maha Berhak tanpa berbelah bahagi . 

2.Sabar Menghadapi Musibah Yang Osem Sekali Kedasyatannya

-Sekiranya kita sedar(tidak gila) dan tidak mabuk donia dan isinya , kita pasti sedar bahawa donia ini hanyalah tempat persinggahan yang begitu ciput sekali jangka masanya . Ya , begitu sechoit sebenarnya masa untuk kita di donia ini . Jadi , cabaran dan cobaan yang melanda juga tentulah bukan untuk selama-lamanya . Hanya seciput juga .Kesedaran yang tinggi tentang siapa kita ini sebenarnya juga membantu kita untuk menyedari yang hakikat seorang hamba itu ialah lemah dan rangup rapuh . Seperti biskut sahaja kayaknya . Eheh . Dan sekaligus menyedarkan kita , kita ini tertakluk pada iradat dan kemahuanNya . Jadi , tidak berhak untuk kita mengeluh dan mengesah (keluh-kesah) . Sebaliknya ucaplah 

Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'un . (Sesungguhnya kami kepunyaan Allah dan kepada Allah jualah kami kembali)-Surah Al-Baqarah ,ayat 156

3.Sabar Dalam Meninggalkan LaranganNya

-Dalam kata yang mudah , sabar melawan Mrs Nafsu . Berusahalah melawan godaannya yang begitu super-duper sekali . Memang amat payah . Dan hampir mustahil sebenarnya jika iman hanyalah di hujung kuku jari kaki kiri . Jika iman diperlakukan seperti bola futsal . Jika iman dibiarkan bocor begitu sahaja tanpa dibaiki . Kerana sesungguhnya , di sekeliling neraka itu sangat banyak perkara yang kehitannya begitu osem dan menarik . Tetapi di sekeliling syurga pula begitu banyak bayangan-bayangan yang lame dan sungguh sangat-sangat membosankan . Contohnya membaca belog dakwah . Eheh .

Oleh yang demikian , contohilah sifat sabar Nabi Muhammad . Baginda begitu sabar tanpa mengambil peduli lontaran-lontaran batu yang menyebabkan tubuh baginda berdarah dalam menyampaikan agama Allah . Malah tetap bersangka baik dan tidak menyuruh malaikat yang begitu perkasa untuk memusnahkan umatnya . Ya ...ini hanyalah sebahagian daripada contoh sifat Nabi yang tidak cukup jumlah jari jika mahu dibilang dengan jari walaupun ditambah dengan jari kaki . Tidak cukup dengan sempoa-sempoa dan kalkulator-kalkulator seangkatannya . Marilah kita contohi sifat Nabi . Yukk mari bersama-sama yukk....!

*di'copy' bulat-bulat daripada belog sahabat saya ---> Baly Legend (bukan nama sebenar)

sekadar untuk renungan bersama :)

Haze

Utusan Malaysia, Isnin, 24.6.2013

Setelah di 'zoom' .. Nampak tak sepasang suami isteri kat depan tu? Cikgu Aini dan Cikgu Tajudin :)

Muar dilanda jerebu

Pada hari Ahad, 23.6.2013 bacaan Indeks Pencemaran Udara (IPU) di Muar adalah pada tahap sangat berbahaya sehinggakan Perdana Menteri Malaysia, Dato' Seri Najib mengisytiharkan bahawa daerah Muar dan Ledang berada dalam keadaan darurat. Bukan darurat perang ye. Maka sekolah-sekolah yang berada dalam kawasan ni semua diarahkan tutup. Maka cutilah sekalian pelajar dengan perasaan yang bercelaru. Cuti memanglah suka, tapi bayangkan budak PMR dgn SPM silibus tak habis lagi. Errrr..... Risau woooo

Bila dah jerebu, kebanyakan kita baru sedar akan nikmat udara yang bersih tanpa dicemari, baru sedar bahawa masa belajar kat sekolah tu sangat penting dan berharga.. Allah.... Time2 macamni lah baru ramai yang meminta pertolongan Allah agar hujan diturunkan. Supaya bumi Allah ni segera pulih. Alhamdulillah, Allah timpakan jerebu supaya manusia sedar nikmat alam, supaya manusia merenung kembali nikmat yang Allah berikan ni, seterusnya sedar dan mengakui kebesaran dan kekuasaan Allah serta meminta pertolongan daripada Allah S.W.T..... Alhamdulillah alhamdulillah... :D

"Engkaulah sahaja (Ya Allah) Yang Kami sembah, dan kepada Engkaulah sahaja kami memohon pertolongan." (al-Fatihah, ayat 5)

Setiap yang Allah jadikan itu pasti ada hikmah yang tersembunyi di sebaliknya :D

Jadi bila jerebu ni, teringat pulak satu puisi bahasi Inggeris yang aku belajar time form 1 kalau tak silap.... Puisi ni cerita pasal pencemaran alam ~

The Dead Crow

He saw a dead crow

in a drain

near the post office.

He saw an old man

gasping for air

and a baby barely able to breathe

in a crowded morning clinic.

This land is so rich.

Why should we suffer like this?

I want clean air

for my grandchildren.

I want the damned fools

to leave the forest alone.

I want the trees to grow,

the rivers run free,

and the earth covered with grass.

Let the politicians plan how we may live with dignity,

now and always.

(A. Samad Said)

Maroon 5 Mujahid

Assalamualaikum...

On 9.3.2013 ago, a nasyid competition between classes were held in due to English Carnival. My class, 5 Mujahid, participated in this competition. We practiced in less than 2 days. Many obstacles that we faced.

       On Friday evening, after returning from Friday prayers, we had a practice. In that evening we could only have a training for the introduction. Then, that night we had a practice again. This is the time for our members who play instruments to practice. We practiced from 9 pm until 11 pm. On Saturday, on the day of the competition, we started our practice as early as 9 am. We practiced until 1 pm but no improvement is being shown. We took a break and continued the practice at 3 pm. Earlier, our class teacher, Madam Norliza asked us to perform in front of her, but we were not ready yet. We felt that we had disappointed our teacher. So, in the afternoon we practiced hard because just a few hours, the competition will be started. We practiced till 6.30 pm. We were looking forward to the competition...

       We had to drop a member because he had to practice drama and had no time to participate in training with us. But on the eve of the competition, he was present to support us.

        It's about time, we were the second group that will be performing. We made the perfomance to various elements of shock and our performances were very entertaining. Although we had the practice at the eleventh hour, alhamdulillah, with the performance we managed to get third place. We are very grateful. This is the power of last minute! Hehe..

Someone ate my rabbit.

Assalamualaikum :)

Morning :*

Do not disturb.

I used to have rabbits. I love rabbits. They are so cute. They make me happy every time I see them playing around between their siblings.

This is my cute little rabbits. Just look at their eyes :)

      My little brother and my giant brother are the starter to make rabbits as our pet. They plan to buy rabbits, not a rabbit because baby rabbit can't be produced from a rabbit but two rabbits. Hehe. So they buy the rabbits from my little brother's friend. Not so expensive. Affordable. Not so cheap. Reasonable. At that time, I don't care too much about what my two brothers wanted to do. Let them be.

     But, eventually  I realized that playing with rabbits makes me happier. I always feed them with bran. Morning... Afternoon... Evening... Night... Ups! I don't feed them at night. Hehe. Every time when my relatives or my family's friends come to my house, they'll be shown to our cute rabbits, playing with them, catch them and so on.

     My rabbits breed very quickly. Sometimes they produce many offspring. How happy I am when that time comes. But as the rabbits increases, the cost to buy their food is also increases. If I sketch  a graph, it would be a straight line passes through the origin because the cost to buy food is directly proportional to the rabbits. Hehe. Eventually my family and I are very busy. So, we have no time to feed the rabbits. We think that it is better to give the rabbits to other people.

     Fortunately, my brother has a friend that wants to make rabbits as a pet. So we gave them the rabbits. Baby rabbits.... We sent them to their new owner at Johor Bahru. My brother's friend seems happy after seeing the rabbits.

     After a few months, my brother asked his friend about the rabbits that we gave him.

     "Arnab kau sihat tak?"

     "Oh, arnab tu sihat je kat dalam ni." 

*Pointing to his stomach* 

Speak the truth even if your voice shakes

Sabda Rasulullah SAW yang bermaksud :

“Dari Abu Hurairah radhiallahuanhu, sesungguhnya Rasulullah Shallallahu’alaihi wasallam bersabda: Siapa yang beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat hendaklah dia berkata baik atau diam, siapa yang beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat hendaklah dia menghormati tetangganya dan barangsiapa yang beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhirat maka hendaklah dia memuliakan tetamunya.” (Riwayat Bukhari dan Muslim)

                                       

Sepasang suami isteri akan melancong ke luar negara. Sebelum bertolak, mereka memastikan rumah mereka berada dalam keadaan selamat untuk ditinggalkan selama seminggu.

     Teksi sudah menunggu di luar, ketika hendak menutup pintu rumah, tiba-tiba kucing jiran mereka meluru masuk.

     "Alamak! Sayang, tunggu dalam teksi dulu. Abang nak keluarkan kucing tu," suruh si suami.

     "Okey. Abang pastikan ya kucing itu keluar," kata si isteri sambil melangkah menuju ke teksi.

     Sebaik sahaja duduk di dalam teksi, wanita tersebut bekata: "Maaf buat pakcik tertunggu-tunggu pula."

     "Tak mengapa."

     Si isteri bimbang si pemandu teksi tahu rumah mereka ditinggalkan dan tidak berpenghuni, maka dia membuat helah: "Suami saya uruskan emak sekejap. Maklumlah orang tua."

     Pemandu teksi mengangguk.

     Kemudian si suami bergegas keluar dan memasuki teksi. Teksi mula bergerak menuju ke lapangan terbang.

     "Macam mana bang?"

     "Semua dah beres. Ada ke betina tu menyorok bawah katil. Abang pegang kaki dia, tarik keluar. Tapi, abang pula dicakarnya. Bedebah punya makhluk. Abang pegang dan lempar ia keluar ke laman belakang. Selesai!"

     Pemandu teksi yang mendengar kata-kata lelaki tersebut terkejut besar.

Kita selalu berkata perkataan atau ayat yang sebenarnya tidak perlu kita ungkapkan, perkataan yang lebih membawa kesan negatif daripada positif. Contoh yang diberi di atas adalah sebagai pengajaran supaya kita sentiasa bercakap benar. Sebenarnya dalam sketsa di atas juga kita boleh ambil iktibar supaya sentiasa bersangka baik, tetapi bersangka baik perlu pada tempatnya. Pemandu teksi tersebut tidak bertanya apa-apa pun tentang rumah pasangan suami isteri tersebut, jadi mengapa si isteri sibuk mengatakan perkara yang tidak sepatutnya dan tidak benar? Fikirkanlah...

Di sini saya nak membawa beberapa kisah tentang bercakap benar :

Kisah 1:

Kisah ini tentang seorang ulama' bernama Sheikh Abdul Kadir Al-Jailani, semasa beliau masih budak. Beliau ingin menuntut ilmu di kota Baghdad, lalu ibunya memberi 40 dinar sebagai nafkah belajar. Ibunya berpesan agar sentiasa bercakap benar. Di dalam perjalanan, tiba-tiba sekumpulan perompak merompak gerombolan kafilah yang disertai oleh beliau. Kemudian, perompak itu bertanya kepadanya, "Apa yang kau ada?", lalu dia menjawab, "Aku ada 40 dinar yang diberikan oleh ibuku". Si perompak ini terpana, sangat terkejut! "Kenapa kamu beritahu kami hal yang sebenar? 40 dinar bukanlah jumlah yang sedikit." Beliau menjawab, "Ibuku berpesan agar sentiasa bercakap benar." Ketua perompak yang mendengar jawapan Sheikh Abdul Kadir Al-Jailani itu, berasa sangat insaf, lalu bertaubat. Dan ketua perompak itu mengajak anak-anak buahnya untuk turut bertaubat.

Kisah 2:

Kita juga boleh mengambil pelajaran daripada kisah-kisah rakyat. Sebagai contoh, kisah tentang budak penggembala kambing yang menipu kambingnya dimakan oleh serigala. Pada kali pertama dan kedua dia menjerit meminta tolong tetapi ternyata dia hanya menipu. Namun apabila kali ketiga dia meminta tolong, dan benar-benar kambingnya hendak dimakan oleh serigala, tetapi orang lain tidak mempedulikan lagi jeritan meminta tolongnya kerana mereka telah hilang kepercayaan kepadanya, akibat daripada berkata bohong sebelum itu.

Pulau Pinang

Just wanna share some photos : Enjoy them :)

Jambatan Pulau Pinang :)

Semangat :)

Hehehe :)

Hero

My school will organize a lot of science competition this week due to Science Festival. There will be an event that we called as Science Show.

In my class, there is a student named 'D' that has been involved or represented our school in Science Show competition in 2012. So, my friend and I just pointing to her to make her as a representative for our class. Unfortunately, she refused.

She wants me to take part in this competition but I also refused.

In the evening, I accidentally met 'D' at public phone and she told me to take part in this show. She even say this to me,

"Kau lah hero aku Haziq"

and I replied,

"Aku hero untuk orang lain"

"kita ada homework ke?"

I have a lot of homework. But... but..... I feel like I don't want to do all that annoying homework lol.. Every time my teachers want to give homework, I feel like *urgh* while making poker face. I don't know why but when my math teacher opens the text book at the end of the period, I can smell something fishy. Yes! She's gonna give us homework. And we must finish all of that because it's not the teachers that will take SPM, it is me. :'(

But most of my class members purposefully forget about a pail of homework that we get. And when I want to do my homework, I shall ask my friend,

"bro, kita ada homework apa je?"

and his answer is,

"kita ada homework ke?"

If you know what I mean.

If I have a super power....

          I guess 90% of us want to be a superhero including me. If I have a super power, I would like to do many things and for sure it must be good things. I was always dreaming to have a super power since I was a kid. I do not know whether other persons have the same dream as me or not because one person's meat is another person's poison. Spiderman inspires me to have a super power. I wanted to help people in trouble.

          I will use my super power to reduce the number of villains in this world. This is the only chance to show that I am strong. Opportunity knocks but once. I want to fight against the wick villains with all the super powers I have. If can, I would like to make the villains extinct in this world so the world will be peaceful and harmony. I hope that my super power is good enough to make these real.

          If I have a super power, I would like to fly up at the sky like birds. I will feel free and all of my problems will be out of my mind. It is good if I can fly because it is my dream to see houses, buildings, oceans, forests and others from the sky. Family is my priority. So, I will use my super power to make them fly too. It will be great holiday if we fly in the sky while seeing fascinating view below.

          My friends are always making jokes of me. They say I was skinny and have nothing. Maybe I am skinny but I can fly, can fight against strong people, and can defeat the villains but they can't. So, do not judge a book by its cover. I have always wanted to be invisible so no one can see me. Despite that, I will not use this power to do something bad. If I see someone does a bad thing, I will fly and chase after him as an invisible man. He will regret for what he has done.

         If I was as strong as superman, I can make heavy things as light as cotton wool. I will help people in need if they cannot bring heavy loads. If people want to move to other place, they might need my help. I can help them lift their beloved houses to the place they want. This way can make a lot of girls get attracted to me. I can do my charity works while finding a girl which is suitable to be my girlfriend.

          The main reason I want to have a super power is that i want to help people in natural disasters. Natural disasters such as land slides, flash flood or earthquake may kill many people around this world. I will help these people to move to safer places before the disaster happens. I will move them as soon as possible because prevention is better than cure. I must help them with sincerity. I will help them with full of compassion and patience. I do not want to see people easily killed by disasters that come suddenly.

          Lastly, I want to admit that super power is good but it has to be used wisely. I have proven that super power does a lot of benefits. If I have a super power, what I would like to do is just the good things such as helping people and others. It has been my dream since I was a kid to have a super power. I am very grateful if I have a super power. I want to be like Spiderman, Superman, Batman, and other superheroes.

The Avengers

He Had Such Quiet Eyes

He Had Such Quiet Eyes by Bibsy Soenharjo

He had such quiet eyes

She did not realize

They were two pools of lies

Layered with thinnest eyes

To her, those quiet eyes

Were breathing desolate sighs

Imploring her to be nice

And to render him paradise

If only she'd been wise

And had listened to the advice

Never to compromise

With pleasure seeking guys

She'd be free from "the hows and whys"

Now here's a bit of advice

Be sure that nice really means nice

Then you'll never be losing at dice

Though you may lose your heart once or twice

Childhood ♥

Childhood is the most lovely moment of my life so far. Being a child, is a dream of every person on this planet, I think. Even if an adult that is facing pressure will also feels to go back to childhood. The same goes for me. I really missed my lovely childhood. No one can snatch it from me. I make friends with everyone, playing with them, fighting for the things trivial and I think all the memories are very sweet. I believe adults and teenagers do not experience such things.

I remember when I was little, I used to hang out with my brothers’ friends too because I live in an apartment and we were very close. I was also close with friends of my parents, they are my beloved neighbors too.  We like a happy family. I used to play football and I still remember when one of my brother's friends kicked the ball, it almost hits my head but I managed to avoid and I am very happy and proud to be able to avoid being hit by the ball. It is funny when I am very happy to be able to avoid the ball. I thought I was a hero.

Playing marbles is one of my favorite games when I was a kid. I used to play marbles with my friends and I always win. This game can actually improve the relationship between our friends. I often spend my money just to buy marbles. That was very funny. I enjoyed playing marbles.

And I will never forget that I will not miss watching Dragon Ball cartoons on every weekend. At that time, that is my favorite cartoons. I love the main character, Goku because he is very strong and he sometimes funny. That is why I like to watch Dragon Ball. I once did not help my mother because I want to watch it. How evil I am.

Who says childhood no fighting. In my childhood, a lot of fights occur between me and my friends. But our fight is not overly detrimental. We do not produce words that hurt others, not fighting, using dangerous weapons and so on. Often, we will report our fight to our parents weeping. I used to cry as a child. Yes, I admit it.

However, after growing up, my life changed. Childhood I lost. Now the responsibility as a teenager was a burden to me. Various things happen unlike what happened during childhood. Joy as a kid before this fades gradually. Joy as a teenager was that manifests in me. But it's still not the same as before.

Marbles game depleted through time. Children now prefer sophisticated gadgets, modern gadgets such as iPad, iPhone, and computers unlike the first children that prefer outdoor games that make our body healthier. These changes are in line with world trends in the world of technology.

As a teenager, I sometimes think of the sins that I have made to Allah. Too much sin that I've done. I'm grateful I'm still alive in this world, and I hope that Allah will forgive all the sins I have done. I was once a very angry person but I want to forget that and make amends. As a Muslim, I always reflect the oppressed Muslims, particularly in Palestine and Syria. I hope that we pray for the safety and happiness of our brothers and sisters there.

Back to my childhood. I always dream to be back in time even though I know it is impossible. I miss those days so much.

With that I thank you. Assalamualaikum =)

STOP Plagiarism

Assalamualaikum =) Jawab jawab ! Last update 11 FEBRUARI 2012 ! Ahha ~ Haha lama gilaa tak bukak blog cantik ni. Harini, lepas aku bersihkan habuk2, sarang2 yang berbagai-bagai kat blog ni, maka aku pon rasa macam nak conteng sikitsikit kat sini. Maka dengan itu terjadilah perbualan antara 2 pihak. K merepek -,- K k nak ceghita sikitlah pasal golongan-golongan yang wujud semasa peperiksaan sedang dijalankan. Sejak dari darjah 1 lagi aku tengok macam-macam perangai keluor time exam. Antaranya :

1. Golongan yang bermata Mr. Bean. (boleh juga dikenali sebagai golongan yang panjang leher)

Haa golongan ni paling banyak aku jumpa. (<,<) (>,>) (<,<) Siapa yang ada mata macamni tak mustahil result dia sangat cemerlang ~ Orang-orang macamni biasanya study tak habis + terdesak nak dapat markah tinggi. Macam mana aku tahu? Aku tahulah sebab aku pon pernah buat hahak ^^ tapi tu cerita lama, sekarang tak buat lagi dah =)

2. Golongan yang tidur.

Haa benda macamni memang dah tak boleh nak elak lagi dah. Setiap kali exam golongan ni CONFIRM ada. Ngantuk sangat lettew agaknya. Maklumlah study sampai pukul 3-4 pagi, mana taknya kan. Kalau dah tidur tu nampak sangat yakin boleh cemerlang. Bagus bagus. Actually aku pon pernah tidur time exam -,-

3. Golongan yang guna kalkulator time paper yang takde kena-mengena dengan matematik.

Haa yang ni paling lawak. Kadang-kadang masa exam BM dengan BI pon nak guna kalkulator. Mungkin mereka nak agak-agak markah mereka kot. #pikir positif. Biasanya diorang buat macamni masa jawab soalan objektif. Kenapa tak guna sempoa je. Don't try this at home! *memanglah tak boleh try kat rumah, kat rumah takde exam lah bijak pandai* dah merepek =='

4. Golongan yang mintak stapler.

Biasanya benda ni jadi time dah nak habis masa or dah habis pon masanya. Siapa yang takde stapler tuhh memang kelam-kabut laa. Mintak orang kanan, takde. Mintak kiri, takde. Nak mintak belakang segan pulak sebab kat belakang tu perempuan. Mintak depan, orang depan cakap dah pass kat orang lain. Haa memang menangis lah siapa yang takde stapler tu. Aku ada, kau ada? ^^

5. Golongan yang ketawa or tersenyum-senyum lepas habis masa.

Hahak aku paling geli hati tengok orang macamni. Taktau lah apa yang ada dalam fikiran diorang. Soalan senang sangat ke? Yakin dapat A ke? Atau dah tahu confirm2 tak dapat A? Wallahua'lam ~

6. Golongan yang bawak phone. (bukan public phone)

Em mungkin sebab nak tanya jawapan kot. Atau mungkin saje2 bawak. Em ntahlah. So far belum nampak lagi orang macamni. No comment!

7. Golongan yang salah faham dengan perkataan LIHAT SEBELAH kat kertas soalan.

Faham-faham sendiri lah yerk ^^

8. Golongan yang memerhatikan orang lain. (ibu segala golongan)

Kalau takde golongan ni, mesti tak tahu kewujudan golongan2 atasan ni ye dak. Aku mengaku tergolong dalam golongan terbaik ni :3 haha. Perhatikan orang lain bukan sebab nak tiru ke apa ke. Tapi semata-mata nak release tension. Kadang-kadang perhatikan orang lain sebab nak fikir jawapan. Seronok tengok gelagat mereka mereka yang berbagai-bagai tuhh ~

9 Mimpi Rasulullah SAW.

Assalamualaikum ;)

Harini aku nak share sikit2 berkenaan dengan mimpi Nabi Muhammad SAW :

9 Mimpi Nabi Muhammad SAW

Daripada Abdul Rahman Bin Samurah ra berkata, Nabi Muhammad saw bersabda:

"Sesungguhnya aku telah mengalami mimpi-mimpi yang menakjubkan pada malam aku sebelum di Israqkan........"

1. Aku telah melihat seorang dari umatku telah di datang oleh malaikatul maut dengan keadaan yg amat mengerunkan untuk mengambil nyawanya,maka malaikat itu terhalang perbuatannya itu disebabkan oleh KETAATAN DAN KEPATUHANNYA KEPADA KEDUA IBUBAPANYA.

2. Aku melihat seorang dari umatku telah disediakan azab kubur yang amat menyiksakan, diselamatkan oleh berkat WUDUKNYA YANG SEMPURNA.

3. Aku melihat seorang dari umatku sedang dikerumuni oleh syaitan-syaitan dan iblis-iblis lakhnatullah, maka ia diselamatkan dengan berkat ZIKIRNYA YANG TULUS IKHLAS kepada Allah.

4. Aku melihat bagaimana umatku diseret dengan rantai yang diperbuat daripada api neraka jahanam yang dimasukkan dari mulut dan dikeluarkan rantai tersebut ke duburnya oleh malaikut Ahzab,tetapi SOLATNYA YANG KHUSUK DAN TIDAK MENUNJUK-NUNJUK telah melepaskannya dari seksaan itu.

5. Aku melihat umatku ditimpa dahaga yang amat berat, setiap kali dia mendatangi satu telaga di halang dari meminumnya,ketika itu datanglah pahala PUASANYA YANG IKHLAS KEPADA ALLAH SWT memberi minum hingga ia merasa puas.

6. Aku melihat umatku cuba untuk mendekati kumpulan para nabi yang sedang duduk berkumpulan-kumpulan, setiap kali dia datang dia akan diusir, maka menjelmalah MANDI JUNUB DENGAN RUKUN YANG SEMPURNANYA sambil ke kumpulanku seraya duduk disebelahku.

7. Aku melihat seorang dari umatku berada di dalam keadan gelap gelita di sekelilingnya, sedangkan dia sendiri di dalam keadaan binggung, maka datanglah pahala HAJI DAN UMRAHNYA YANG IKHLAS KEPADA ALLAH SWT lalu mengeluarkannya dari kegelapan kepada tempat yang terang-benderang.

8. Aku melihat umatku cuba berbicara dengan golongan orang mukmin tetapi mereka tidak pun membalas bicaranya,maka menjelmalah SIFAT SILATURRAHIMNYA DAN TIDAK SUKA BERMUSUH-MUSUHAN SESAMA UMATKU lalu menyeru kepada mereka agar menyambut bicaranya,lalu berbicara mereka dengannya.

9. Aku melihat umatku sedang menepis-nepis percikan api ke mukanya, maka segeralah menjelma pahala SEDEKAHNYA YANG IKHLAS KERANA ALLAH SWT lalu menabir muka dan kepalanya dari bahaya api tersebut.

BERSABDA RASULULLAH SAW: "SAMPAIKANLAH PESANANKU KEPADA UMATKU
YANG LAIN WALAUPUN DENGAN SEPOTONG AYAT"

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